shorts
Most kids my age were into Jenny McCarthy. Not me. I was all about Wednesday Addams. (I'm still waiting for the day when I meet Christina Ricci so I can tell her we share a birthday.)
Until then, I'm grateful that Defenestration Humor Mag gets me and decided to publish my Addams Family fan fic.
Click here to be titillated and/or mutilated.
I won first place in a short story contest over at defenestrationism.net!
Someone once told me after hearing this story that she didn't believe three little kids would ever help an old woman set herself on fire.
Maybe you should click this link to read the story and decide for yourself.
Sometimes people read my stories aloud better than I do.
This is one of those moments.
Listen to Marguerite Kenner give a killer rendition of my story ‘There Are No Marshmallows in Camelot’ over at Cast of Wonders.
Laticia Andrews, seven, accidentally catches the wizard Merlin in her princess house, like a bug in a bottle. Now she has some demands . . .
This podcast marked a puh-retty darned important moment for me. When I first heard Ms. Kenner read my introduction and discuss my upcoming book from Simon & Schuster, I felt like an author for the first time. It was neat. Thanks, Marguerite.
Everyone else, I hope you enjoy.
My story, The Gargoyle and the Grotesque, is now available to purchase in this manatee milk-covered edition of Latchkey Tales!
The story is an argument between a gargoyle and a grotesque about whether to protect the tourists of the Biltmore Estate or let them be eaten by the demons in the surrounding woods.
(The Kindle edition is way cheaper.)
Watch Curtis Whitear’s sparkly, crawly rendition of my reading of Lord Dunsany’s unnerving short short!
Why? Well, in it . . .
(The foxes made me do it, I swear.)
